Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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