He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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