sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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