i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
And the cops told us we were all naked.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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