Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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