i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
