Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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