doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
That accounts for only three of the penises
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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