Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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