Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Randomize
