Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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