bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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