he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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