it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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