is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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