love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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