Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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