when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
either way he was missing a nipple.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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