i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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