we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
