We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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