Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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