So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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