I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
