For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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