called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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