no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Randomize
