Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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