if only i could text you this smell
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
my nose is crying tears of wow.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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