that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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