No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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