he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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