i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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