Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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