She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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