If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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