How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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