Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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