So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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