So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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