I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
It's blow job season.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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