Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
why didn't you poke me back
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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