Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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