He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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