drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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