Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
What a dumb baby whore.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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