i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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