I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
so let's talk penis.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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