I just cut my nipple shaving
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
It's shark week go big or go home
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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