You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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