i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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