Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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