Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
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