Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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